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Lightning trip
Do you miss Donald Trump? Rest assured, Ted Cruz remains. Republican of the extreme, stubborn and cynical support of the ex-president, the senator from Texas distinguished himself on February 17 by flying to the sun from Cancun, Mexico, even as his state was struck by a blizzard and blackouts leaving millions of homes without heat. Arrived on the spot and overtaken by the controversy, Ted explained painfully that he did not “Did nothing but accompany his daughters, as a good father”… And immediately resumed a flight back to Texas.
Sky blue
Ted Cruz, a good father? We have to admit that the Texas senator in any case shows a dad style perfectly archetypal. We will thus note, first of all, this sky blue polo shirt in pique cotton. Worn in the open air, out of the pants, this one would only be a vacationer’s garment without the slightest charm or interest. Stuck inside, it betrays, as you choose, a terrible lack of taste or the guilty desire not to appear too relaxed under the lens of cameras come to pick up in Mexico a vacationer if possible in a swimsuit by the sea. swimming pool. Or both at the same time.
Belt attached
In his daddy outfit, Ted Cruz obviously did not forget to wear bad jeans. Held by a braided brown leather belt, this one is artificially worn and naturally has the soft look of jeans containing spandex. The opportunity or never to recall that, in 1989, five former employees of DuPont, the inventor of Lycra, stole its manufacturing process in an Argentinian factory of the firm and threatened to make it public if they were not paid 10 million dollars, before being pitifully arrested in Geneva.
On-board GPS
In the panoply of the style of dad, we will also note the object hanging on the left wrist of Ted Cruz. Because this is not a watch. The Texas senator does indeed display what should be called an activity tracker. From the Fitbit brand, it continuously measures heart rate, analyzes the quality of sleep, offers the services of a GPS and also provides advice to optimize your physical activity … Obviously, nothing prevents you from thinking, in view of this photo, that the Fitbit bracelet is not everything.
Mule in the hold
Here, the final blow is obviously the haircut. Ted Cruz indeed wears an approximate mule, at the same time grizzled, wavy and fat. So, should this be seen as a confirmation of the return, announced at the beginning of the year by numerous press articles, of the legendary haircut designed, in its modern form, by the London hairdresser Suzi Ronson for David Bowie in 1972? At this point, only one thing is certain: the mule is back in the United States, after a short stay in Cancún.
